Brianstorm

Brian
 Top marks for not trying
 So kind of you to bless us
 With your effortlessness
 We're grateful, so strangely comforted
 And I wonder
 Are you putting us under
 'Cause we can't take our eyes
 Off the t-shirt and ties combination?
 Well, see you later, innovator
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 Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
 There's not a net you couldn't slip through
 Or at least that's the impression I get
 'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
 And she's not aware yet
 But she's yours
 She'll be saying, use me
 Show me the jacuzzi
 I imagine that it's there, on a plate
 You're whole rendezvous rate
 Means that you'll never be frightened
 To make them wait for a while
 I doubt it's your style
 Not to get what you set
 Out to acquire the eyes are on fire
 You are the unforecasted storm
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 Calm, collected and commanding (top marks for not trying)
 You leave the other stories standing
 With your renditions and jokes
 Bet there's hundreds of blokes
 That have wept 'cause you've stolen their
 Thunder
 Are you putting us under
 'Cause we can't take our eyes
 Off the t-shirt and ties combination
 Well, see you later, innovator