Batphone

I want an interesting synonym
 To describe this thing
 That you say we're all grandfathered in
 I'll use the search engine (we've got much to discuss)
 Too much to discuss over a bucket of balls
 I can recall the glow of your low beams
 It's the big night in Tinsel City
 Life became a spectator sport
 I launch my fragrance called "Integrity"
 I sell the fact that I can't be bought
 Have I told you all about the time that I got sucked into a hole
 Through a hand held device?
 I will flashback now and again, but I'm usually alright
 Thankfully, the process has been simplified
 Since the last time you tried
 I've recognized the glow of your low beams numerous times
 I'll be by the Batphone, if you need to get a hold
 Makin' a selection, openin' credits roll
 Panoramic windows lookin' out across your soul
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 You go in through the door
 Vengeance Trilogy wallpaper walls
 They have re-decorated it all
 They've changed all the lights, and the bar's down the side
 I've recognised the glow of your low beams numerous times
 Through fairly opaque blinds in the sitting room
 Vehicles will pass by, but I know when it's you
 I'll be in a nose dive in my flying shoes
 Right behind your closed eyes like a memory from your youth
 I'll be by the Batphone, if you need to get a hold
 Makin' a selection, openin' credits roll
 Killer Pink Flamingos, computer controlled
 Panoramic windows lookin' out across your soul