American Sports

So when you gaze at planet Earth from outer space
 Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
 I saw this aura over the battleground states
 I lost the money, lost the keys but I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
 And I never thought
 Not in a million years
 That I'd meet so many Lolas
 Can I please have my money back?
 My virtual reality mask is stuck on "Parliament Brawl"
 Emergency battery pack, just in time
 For my weekly chat with God on video call
 Breaking news, they take the truth and make it fluid
 The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
 A montage of the latest ancient ruins
 Soundtracked by a chorus of "You don't know what you're doing"
 
 And I never thought
 Not in a million years
 That I'd meet so many Lolas
 ♪
 And all of my most muscular regrets
 Explode behind my eyes
 Like American sports
 ♪
 Oh, and I never thought
 Not in a million years
 That I'd meet so many Lolas
 
 So when you gaze at planet Earth from outer space
 Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
 I saw this aura over the battleground states
 I lost the money, lost the keys but I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
 And I never thought
 Not in a million years
 That I'd meet so many Lolas
 Can I please have my money back?
 My virtual reality mask is stuck on "Parliament Brawl"
 Emergency battery pack, just in time
 For my weekly chat with God on video call
 Breaking news, they take the truth and make it fluid
 The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
 A montage of the latest ancient ruins
 Soundtracked by a chorus of "You don't know what you're doing"
 
 And I never thought
 Not in a million years
 That I'd meet so many Lolas
 ♪
 And all of my most muscular regrets
 Explode behind my eyes
 Like American sports
 ♪
 Oh, and I never thought
 Not in a million years
 That I'd meet so many Lolas