The Woodlands National Anthem

I guess we'll have to move
 The neighborhood is on to us
 Let's join the little babe's
 Throwing rocks in front of us
 Riding on my bicycle
 I pass my sister on a bus
 Let's take the country road before our parents send for us
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 Trees keep falling at my feet
 I guess it's time out build a boat
 Make a raft of our bodies
 Do you think that it'll float
 What I said was not a joke
 But you just licked the envelope
 I'm tired of dating, let's elope
 But you just licked the envelope
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 Three cheers for my parents
 Lonely failed experiments!
 Three cheers for my parents
 Lonely failed experiments!
 Don't you dare blame my parents
 I'm the only failed experiment
 Don't you dare blame your parents
 You're the only failed experiment
 Don't you dare blame your grandparents
 Mom's the only failed experiment
 Don't you dare blame your grandparents
 Dad's the only failed experiment
 Don't blame God
 Just blame God
 Don't blame God