You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio - Acoustic

If you're driving into town
 With a dark cloud above you
 Dial in the number
 Who's bound to love you
 Oh honey you turn me on
 I'm a radio
 I'm a country station
 I'm a little bit corny
 I'm a wildwood flower
 Waving for you
 Broadcasting tower
 Waving for you
 And I'm sending you out
 This signal here
 I hope you can pick it up
 Loud and clear
 I know you don't like weak women
 You get bored so quick
 And you don't like strong women
 'Cause they're hip to your tricks
 It's been dirty for dirty
 Down the line
 But you know
 I come when you whistle
 When you're loving and kind
 But if you've got too many doubts
 If there's no good reception for me
 Then tune me out, 'cause honey
 Who needs the static
 It hurts the head
 And you wind up cracking
 And the day goes dismal
 From "Breakfast Barney"
 To the sign-off prayer
 What a sorry face you get to wear
 I'm going to tell you again now
 If you're still listening there
 If you're driving into town
 With a dark cloud above you
 Dial in the number
 Who's bound to love you
 If you're lying on the beach
 With the transistor going
 Kick off the sandflies honey
 The love's still flowing
 If your head says forget it
 But your heart's still smoking
 Call me at the station
 The lines are open