Farmer's Market

Once there was a girl and she was right from the sticks
 thought she'd go out to the market one day
 and hey, we could sure say of the town
 she was the toast, really the most, we don't want to boast
 but scads of lads would all surround her,
 city slickers sure would hound her
 she went to the market place and what did she did see
 crew cut and cute with a crazy goatee, what a blend
 he was the end sellin' beans dressed in his jeans what a buy
 she was heard to cry
 I got beans at a bargain little girl, won't you step right up
 Cast your eyes upon my ware and you will have no other care
 there'll be no other worry there if you see the crazy fare you'll have
 when they are cleaned and cooked and crazy on the table
 I got them fresh this very morning from the backyard and I picked them all myself
 I hope that you would come along and buy my beans
 Because a what I'm trying to say is they taste so good
 they taste so very very very good, take advantage of a bargain
 come on and buy some
 We got string beans snap beans lima beans
 We got the very kind of beans that I would like to put right in your pressure cooker
 pretty baby don't you see what I mean
 they are the finest of beans, coolest of beans
 they are the best beans that you could find at this or any other market place
 What are you trying to prove will all your talk of beans
 yes I know that they look crazy but they are just beans only beans
 and they will have to go cause there is something you should know
 although I think your beans are great, well you can leave them off my plate
 cause they're not my favorite dish
 Hey, let me say I am not the guy whose supposed to sell the beans
 it's a means to you cause I knew that I should be your guy come baby
 let me try
 Once there was drummer he was straight from New York
 touring the country with Wardel Grey and Hey
 we could sure say of the drums he was the toast, really the most
 we don't want to boast but all the crazy chicks would sound him
 all the crazy bands would hound him
 then one day he saw the one that made it that world
 he met and married that same little girl, what a blend
 they are the end they're a cool house with a pool
 crazy scenes, blame it on the beans