The Diner

I'm calling from the diner
 the diner on the corner
 I ordered two coffees
 one is for you
 I was hoping you'd join me
 'cause I ain't go no money
 and I really miss you
 I should mention that too
 yes I know what time it is
 in fact, I just checked
 I even know the date
 and the month
 and the year
 I know I haven't been sleeping
 and when I do
 I just dream of you
 dear
 I miss watching you
 drool on your pillow
 I miss watching you
 pull on your clothes
 I miss listening
 to you in the bathroom
 flushing the toilet
 blowing your nose
 I'm calling from the diner
 the diner on the corner
 I ordered two coffees
 one is for you
 the cups are so close
 the steam is rising
 in one stream
 how are you
 I think you're the least fucked up
 person I've ever met
 and that may be as close to the real thing
 as I'm ever gonna get
 but my quarter's gonna run out now
 or so I'm told
 I guess I'd better go sit down
 and wait for you
 til my coffee gets cold