Round a Pole

i could sing you round a pole
 i could talk you up a tree
 but when it comes to what really matters
 you are way more clever than me
 i knew i wanted to be challenged
 but i was unclear about how
 so i'll be the guy with the toolbox
 and you be the fun lovin gal
 and i'll learn to fix stuff
 if you will teach me love
 and god will radiate out from within us
 instead of this bullshit from above
 and we can dance round like monkeys
 after the paparazzi have gone home
 having let go forever
 the fallacy of ever being alone
 i could sing you round a pole
 like a ball at the end of a rope
 have you duckin and sluggin
 protecting your head
 but i decided just to love you back instead
 cuz i have studied my own pain
 like an ambitious scientist
 and i've discovered it's all the same
 and has nothing to do with this
 so i'll learn to fix stuff
 if you will teach me love
 and god will radiate out from within us
 instead of this bullshit from above
 and we can dance around like monkeys
 after the paparazzi have gone home
 having let go forever
 the fallacy of ever being alone