Landing Gear

hey little bag of sugar
 floating in your biosphere
 summon the courage
 to put down your landing gear
 and come out here
 cuz i am as exhausted
 as a drowning polar bear
 swimming around looking for a ride
 and it's so god-awful hot outside
 and quit kicking me in the rib
 every time adam tells what he did
 man creates woman, he says
 sweeping his hand through the air
 like mister show biz
 you're gonna love this world
 if it's the last thing i do
 the whole extravagant joke
 topped in bittersweet chocolate goo
 for someone who ain't even here yet
 look how much the world loves you
 look how much the world loves you
 the candles are burning down
 the music is fading
 your pinata is torn
 it is time to be born
 death is at the door
 peddling that old fashioned
 blood and gore
 here at the house of creation
 cue the sobering moment
 of revelation
 you're gonna love this world
 if it's the last thing i do
 the whole extravagant joke
 topped in bittersweet chocolate goo
 for someone who ain't even here yet
 look how much the world loves you
 look how much the world loves you