If He Tries Anything

I'm invincible
 so are you
 we do all the things
 they say we can't do
 we walk around
 in the middle of the night
 and if it's too far to walk
 we just hitch a ride
 we got rings of dirt
 around our necks
 we talk like auctioneers
 and we bounce like checks
 we smell like shit
 still, when we walk down the street
 all the boys line up
 to throw themselves at our feet
 I say I think he likes you
 you say I think he do too
 go and get him girl
 before he gets you
 I'll be watching you
 from the wings
 I will come to your rescue
 if he tries anything
 it's a long long road
 it's a big big world
 we are wise wise women
 we are giggling girls
 we both carry a smile
 to show when we're pleased
 we both carry a switchblade
 in our sleeves
 tell you one thing
 I'm gonna make noise when I go down
 for ten square blocks
 they're gonna know i died
 all the goddesses will come up
 to the ripped screen door
 and say,
 what do you want, dear?
 and I'll say,
 I want inside
 I say I think he likes you
 you say i think he do too
 go and get him girl
 before he gets you
 I'll be watching you
 from the wings
 I will come to your rescue
 if he tries anything