Gravel

I heard the sound of your bike as your wheels hit the gravel
 Then your engine in the driveway cutting off
 And I pushed through the screen door and I stood out on the porch
 Thinking fight, fight, fight at all costs
 But instead I let you in just like I've always done
 I sat you down and offered you a beer
 And across the kitchen table, I fired several rounds
 But you were still sitting here when the smoke cleared
 And you came crawling back
 To say that you wanna make good in the end
 And oh, oh let me count the ways that I abhore you
 And you were never a good lay
 And you were never a good friend
 But, oh, oh, oh what can I say
 I adore you, oh
 All I need is my leather, one t-shirt and two socks
 I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets and use the engine block
 And we'll ride out to California with my arms around your chest
 And I'll pretend that this is real 'cuz this is what I like best
 And you've been juggling two women like a stupid circus clown
 Telling us both we are the one
 And maybe you can keep me from ever being happy
 But you're not gonna stop me from having fun
 So let's go before I change my mind
 I'll leave the luggage of all your lives behind
 'Cuz I am bigger than everything that came before
 And you were never very kind
 And you let me way down every time
 But oh, oh, oh what can I say
 I adore you
 I heard the sound of your bike
 As your wheels hit the gravel
 Then your engine in the driveway
 Cutting off
 Oh
 Hey oh
 Hey oh
 Hey oh