Man's Man

We have waited for your sainted brother long enough
 Now it seems it's your turn
 Show you've got the stuff
 Stalwart, brave, and unafraid
 Show us what you're made of
 Let the memory of Prince Charming fade, although that's tough
 Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh
 Mark my word there's no one before or since
 Who is equal of our sweet prince
 True, what a man's man, man
 Rest assured, my boy was in peak condition
 He could best any competition
 Not a flash in the pan
 He was the real Prince Charming
 Twas impossible to dislike him
 Even armed to the teeth, disarming
 What a man's man, man
 No one was more inspiring
 He's the one every boy looked up to
 Who the women were all desiring
 Not an also-ran
 My first born, on Earth there was no one braver
 He was everyone's favorite flavor
 Yes a man's man, ma'am
 How I mourn that he isn't here to cheer me
 Left his brother behind, oh, dear me
 He's a lost poor lamb
 Someone to share a beer with
 And to hear all your woes and troubles
 Or to swing from a chandelier with
 What a man's man, man
 He was hot, hot enough to blister
 Could have had any girl he wanted
 Though I'd still trust him with my sister
 What a man's man, man
 So darn smart
 A champion in the saddle
 Not one knave half as brave in battle
 What a man's man, man
 Off the chart
 So handsome but not a vain male
 He looked fabulous in his chainmail
 What a Dapper Dan
 No one will ever be his equal
 Lord knows, his brother's not the sequel
 He was not nondescript
 He was so darn ripped
 Let's say the boy was well-equipped
 Girls went bananas when they'd see 'em
 Buns that belong in a museum
 And we must make it clear, he was without peer
 Yes, he is everything but here
 What a shot, a pro with a bow and arrow
 The nobility of a pharaoh and a cardinal's grace
 My soft spot
 This guy really had the sizzle
 Every sculptor would grab his chisel when they saw that face
 Let's cut to the chase
 He was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling
 Virile, strapping, lady-killing
 Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping,
 Lion-hearted, bodice-ripping,
 Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging,
 Man's, man's, very tan man