No Me Diga

DANIELA: Gorgeous!
 CARLA: Linda!
 CARLA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know!
 VANESSA: Vieja!
 DANIELA: Sucia!
 CARLA: Cabrona!
 CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know!
 CARLA: A little off the top-
 DANIELA: A little off the side-
 NINA: A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio!
 ALL: Tell me something I don't know!
 DANIELA: Bueno.
 You didn't hear it from me!
 But some little birdie told me
 Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!
 NINA/CARLA: No me diga!
 VANESSA: Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that!
 Please tell me you're joking!
 DANIELA: Okay!
 Just wanted to see what you'd say!
 CARLA/NINA/DANIELA: Woooooooooooooooo!
 Tell me something I don't know!
 Mmm-hmm-mmm...
 VANESSA: What? I don't care!
 ALL: Ay, bendito!
 DANIELA: So, Nina, I hear you've been talking to Benny.
 NINA: And what do you hear?
 DANIELA: I hear plenty.
 They say he's got quite a big
 ...Taxi!
 CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga!
 NINA: Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that!
 CARLA: I don't think I know what you mean...
 DANIELA: Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!
 VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA: Tell me something I don't know!
 CARLA: Long as he keeps it clean!
 NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Ay dios mio...
 DANIELA: Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out!
 VANESSA: I'll bet you impressed them all out west
 you were always the best, no doubt!
 CARLA: We want front row seats to your graduation-
 DANIELA: They'll call your name-
 DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: And we'll scream and shout!
 NINA: You guys, I dropped out
 DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga?!
 NINA: I should go
 DANIELA: Well that's a shitty piece of news
 CARLA: That girl never quit anything
 VANESSA: What the hell happened?
 DANIELA: I don't know
 DANIELA/CARLA: I don't know
 DANIELA: I don't know!
 CARLA/VANESSA: Tell me something I don't know!
 ALL: Que se yo?