Crooked

Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
 Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
 I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
 Turns out that I'm crooked too
 I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
 There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
 But he seems to think he's standin' tall
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
 Turns out that I'm crooked too
 So when you stand before that setting sun
 And the needle's broken and the record's spun
 You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 
 Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
 Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
 I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
 Turns out that I'm crooked too
 I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
 There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
 But he seems to think he's standin' tall
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
 Turns out that I'm crooked too
 So when you stand before that setting sun
 And the needle's broken and the record's spun
 You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 
 Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
 Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
 I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
 Turns out that I'm crooked too
 I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
 There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
 But he seems to think he's standin' tall
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
 Turns out that I'm crooked too
 So when you stand before that setting sun
 And the needle's broken and the record's spun
 You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
 Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
 Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all