World's On Heroin

The world's on heroin
 I'm on strike against all this laziness
 I try to go for all
 Despite all the underachievers
 From the government to the drive-thru guy
 Delayed results with no reasons why
 My only guess, they must be high
 I wanna put an end to all of them
 But I don't know where to begin
 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
 The world's on heroin
 Everybody is standing in my way
 I try to use my brain
 Stupidity is thrown in my face
 I'm a coffee guy in a stoner place
 And the world keeps turning at a turtle's pace
 Get it over with, and check into N.A.
 I wanna put an end to all of them
 But I don't know where to begin
 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
 If I had my way
 I'd prefer if everyone was on speed
 I'm so sick of the "no can do"
 And the failures you concede
 At any rate, from the looks of things
 Everyone's nodding out but me
 The world's on heroin
 Too many lazy morons in my face
 The world's on heroin
 Everybody acts like a zombie
 I'm not saying I'm better than them
 I don't have the kind of time to spend
 With slacker types trying to be my friend
 I'm gonna put an end to all of them
 But I don't know where to begin
 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
 Heroin