Fake Is the New Real

Full speed ahead, rock-n-roll is dead
 The girls and boys from the mickey mouse club
 Clocked it the head
 T.V. makes people so tired
 Bored as a bird on a wire
 I check the pulse and I light a match
 And then I set the tele on, I set the tele on fire
 Tell me what's the deal
 Tell me what's the deal
 Cuz it really seems to me
 Bona fide is a whole deal
 Fake is the new real
 Take a bite out of crime
 Long as it's not on your dime
 If honesty will put you in jail
 You know that we're living in phony times
 You say you wanna get turned on
 You take a moment and kick yourself
 And then you drop yourself, you drop yourself a bomb
 Tell me what's the deal
 Tell me what's the deal
 Cuz it really seems to me
 Bona fide is a whole deal
 Fake is the new real