Wish I Were Born in Beverly Hills

She looked so sleek and sassy
 Rolling down Rodeo Drive
 She got her daddy's black Corniche
 And her tennis pro by her side
 And she wants her mother's lover
 To exercise her skill
 And if she don't score him fast
 She knows that her brother will
 Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
 I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
 I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills
 Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills
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 She says that she's an actress
 Just never got a part
 Now she's a teenage mess
 With a burned out Gucci heart
 She cracked one day at Cartier
 When things came to a head
 They put her trinkets away
 And wrapped her up instead
 Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
 I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
 I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills
 Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills
 She bit like a dog and she screamed like hell
 "You ain't taking me to no padded cell
 You better take all your hands off my high priced tail"
 Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
 I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
 I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills
 Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills