Model Citizen

Be an Arab, be a Jew
 Be a boxing Kangaroo
 Beat yourself all black and blue
 (I don't care)
 Be a bleeder, be a Cancer
 Be a haemophiliac romancer
 Be a crippled disco dancer
 (What a pair)
 He's a model citizen
 I think I've got them fooled again
 He's an ultra sweet guy
 And the master of disguise
 He's a model citizen
 Just keep believin' that, my friends
 I'm a model citizen
 I'm a model citizen
 I'm a model citizen
 I'm a model citizen
 I'm an All-American!
 I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
 They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
 They'd like to kill me and bury me deep-
 In the heart of Texas
 I'm a martyr I'm a sadist
 I might be the Savlor her to save us all
 I'm a friend of Sammy Davis (casually)
 He's a model citizen
 I think I've got them fooled again
 He's an ultra-sweety guy
 I won't let down my disguise
 He's a model citizen
 Just keep believin' that, my friends
 He's a model citizen