I'm Alive (That Was the Day My Dead Pet Returned to Save My Life)

I was just kicking down the street
 And the sun was in my eyes
 So I couldn't see the truck
 That was sixty times my size
 And just seconds off from splattering me
 Let me tell you
 I was so scared I couldn't move
 Like my boots were full of glue
 Then I felt a little tug
 And I thought of good Old Blue
 And he pulled me from that catastrophe
 That was the day
 My dead pet returned to save my life
 I'm alive
 He's alive
 I'm alive
 I was spitting in the canyon
 Near the cliff up on the mountain
 When an unexpected sneeze
 Hung me in the breeze
 At forty five degrees in the sky
 Suddenly I felt something
 Had me by the belt
 And in between my praying
 Swore I heard a stallion neighing
 Was the ghost of my horse
 And I cried, yes I cried
 That was the day
 My dead pet returned to save my life
 That was the day
 My dead pet returned to save my life
 I'm alive
 He's alive
 Hey, I'm alive
 Things were getting gory
 Got caught on territory
 Belonging to the Crutches
 In an alley in their clutches
 Looking kind of dismal that night
 Well the leader's name was Fats
 Swinging broken baseball bats
 Things got really frantic
 Starting jumping in their panic
 That was the day
 My dead pet returned to save my life
 That was the day
 My dead pet returned to save my life
 I'm alive, I'm alive, real alive
 That was the day my dead pet returned
 That was the day my dead pet returned
 That was the day my dead pet returned
 That was the day my dead pet returned
 To save my life
 Hallucinating billions of rats
 Lots of rats
 I'm alive, I'm alive
 He's alive, he's alive, he's alive
 I'm alive, yeah
 He's alive, he's alive
 I'm alive, real alive
 Alive, alive, alive
 Alive, alive, alive, alive
 Alive, alive, alive, alive
 I'm alive