I Love America

I love that mountain with those four big heads
 I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread
 I love a commie, even if he's good and dead
 Yeah (I love America)
 I love Old Glory and homemade pie
 I think them Ruskies should be sterilized
 I love my chicken Kentucky Fried
 Finger Lickin' Good! (I love America)
 Hey there, this is A.B. Cooper
 From Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
 It's our Fourth of July... sale
 Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
 At the corner of Collins and Commerce
 I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy
 At the prices even you can afford
 So come on down and say hello to me, and granny
 And bring the kids to meet my snake
 I say, "bye", granny says, "bye" and the snake says "sss"
 I love General Patton in World War II
 My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue
 I love the Beav and Wally too, yeah
 (I love America)
 I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard
 I love my girl, but I sure don't trust her
 I love what the Indians did to Custer
 (I love America)
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 I love my jeans and I love my hair
 I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair
 And on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glare
 (I love America)
 I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night
 I graduated, but I ain't too bright
 I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight
 (I love America)
 I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets
 I ride my Hog but I race my Vette
 I gotta job, but hell I'm still in debt
 (I love America)
 I love my bar and I love my truck
 I'd do most anything to make a buck
 I love a waitress who loves to flirt!
 (I love America) They're the best kind
 Turn me on
 Well, gotta go now
 I love America
 Bye Bye
 I tell you what though, I really do love it
 You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally, buddy