I Like Girls

I bought a Porsche
 And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids
 Quit my job, quit my school,
 Quit this place
 My mother cried
 My father was fried
 Hey, I've got no time, man
 I wanna say goodbye to my babes
 I like girls
 I dumped Sheila on Thursday
 I'll drop Melissa today
 I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
 Ask if she'll call on Shauna
 Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
 I like girls, I love 'em to death
 Hey Valentino! You goin' somewhere?
 You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?
 What's that a blond hair?
 He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
 I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
 I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
 You see, my ultimate goal
 Will be my life bein' told
 In a penthouse letter that I can frame
 And keep at home.
 I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah
 New luggage? Did you say you were going
 Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air.
 Does she have a nice pair?
 He was swallowed alive by the freeway
 Turned into an ant on parade
 He bravely drove off that beast
 Aimed his car back to the east
 Why be a snack at home?
 I'm a feast, for the girls
 I like girls, I really like 'em
 Well, well, well. Look who's back. Run out of gas?
 Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
 I left Donna and Shauna
 And Katy and Carrie
 Melissa and Dena
 I just didn't have any use for 'em
 I just want you
 Really, no really, honest!
 Oink off!