I Better Be Good

If I ain't cool
 My daddy gonna send me
 To Military School
 If I ain't nice
 My girlie gonna freeze me
 With cold shoulder ice
 If I'm real late
 My teacher gonna use me
 For alligator bait
 So, I better be good
 I better be good
 If I jump on the gas
 The cops are gonna jump
 All over my back
 If I smoke too much
 Doctor says he's gonna
 Put my lungs in a crutch
 If I'm caught without my pants
 Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
 Until he sees me dance
 So, I better be good
 I had better be good
 You better be nice
 You better be nice
 You better be nice
 You better be nice
 Nice, nice, nice - you better be
 Nice, nice, nice - you better be
 Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
 Nice, nice, nice
 Nice, nice, nice
 Nice, nice, nice
 You better be nice tonight
 If I spray it on the seat
 Lady gonna tie a big knot
 In the meat
 If I spewey too fast
 Lover's gonna stick
 My Wrangler in a cast
 If zipper grabs skin
 I'll know I had it out
 When I shoulda kept it in
 Ow.
 I better be good
 I better be good
 I better be good
 Ooh.
 You better be nice
 You better be nice
 You better be nice
 You better be nice
 Nice, nice, nice - you better be
 Nice, nice, nice - you better be
 Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
 Nice, nice, nice
 I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
 Nice, nice, nice
 Nice, nice, nice
 Nice, nice, nice