Headlines

Do a show, save a child
 Raise a million bucks that'll last a while
 Fight at parties buy a horse
 Lose a couple win that big divorce
 I wanna be in the headlines
 Anything to be in the headlines
 Saw my chance, took my break
 Took the biggest float in the rose parade
 Got jailed, got disgraced
 A hundred million people saw my face
 Call a conference with the press
 Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress
 Climb a building at six-below
 On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes
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 As long as they spell my name right
 I hope they catch my best side
 I popped out from a cake
 At the president's ball what a big mistake
 Fifty guns aimed at me
 I was nearly killed but what publicity
 Nominated, something big
 Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe
 Porno movie comes to light
 But I was starving then so that's all right
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 As long as they spell my name right
 I hope they catch my best side
 Keep my sidewalk star status bright
 (Feel free to walk on me tonight)
 Just don't spit on me