Fantasy Man

I don't drink tea
 Or white chablis
 I sit around and watch TV
 Don't send flowers
 Or take showers
 But I'll be there to pull your weeds
 Oh, yeah
 I dont read books
 I dont french cook
 Or stroll around in galleries
 I hate opera
 I hate Operah
 Don't fill my head with poetry
 You just want to squeeze my masculinity
 Why can't you leave it alone?
 Hey, hey I ain't gonna' change
 Hey, hey don't you love me this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not your fantasy man
 I don't do dishes
 And I'm suspricious
 Of any grown up man does
 I'm homophobie
 Don't do aerobics
 Just lay around and catch a buzz
 You just want to squeeze my masculinity
 Why can't you leave it alone?
 Hey, hey I ain't gonna' change
 Hey, hey don't you love me this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not your fantasy man
 Say hey, hey, hey, hey
 You just want to squeeze my masculinity
 Why can't you leave it alone?
 Hey, hey I ain't gonna' change
 Hey, hey don't you love me this way
 Hey, hey I am what I am
 So please understand
 I'm not your fantasy man