Adaptable (Anything for You)

If you were Lucy
 I'd be your Ricky
 When you were juicy
 I'd get real sticky
 And when you're magic
 It makes me tricky, too
 Yeah, I'm a Sony
 You're Panasonic
 I'm heavy metal
 You're philharmonic
 If you get earaches
 I'd turn my volume down
 A notch or two for you
 'Cause I will do anything for you
 Anything you want me to
 I'm so adaptable to you
 Was untrappable 'til you
 I will do for you
 Anything for you
 Adaptable to you
 Adaptable to you
 If you do that fold out
 I'll scream and holler
 But when you hold out
 I'll spend three dollars
 One way or other, babe
 I'll spend the night with you
 That's true
 Now, you ain't no Hepburn
 And I ain't no Fonda
 But if you were drownin'
 In Golden Ponda
 Mouth to mouth
 I'd resuscitate with you
 Because I'm so adaptable to you
 Anything you want me to
 I'm so adaptable to you
 Was untrappable 'til you
 I will do for you
 Anything for you
 Adaptable to you
 Adaptable to you
 Adaptable to you
 So plug me into you
 Say you're Vampira
 And needed plasma
 And I was dying
 From chronic asthma
 I'd leave my death bed
 To draw some blood for you
 Just for you
 Because I will do anything for you
 Anything you want me to
 And I will do anything for you
 Anything you want me to
 Yes, I'm so adaptable to you
 Leave a craps table for you
 On a winning streak
 I will do for you
 Anything for you
 Adaptable to you
 Adaptable to you