Too Many Dirty Dishes

Too many dirty dishes in the sink for just us two
 I said, too many dirty dishes in the sink for just us two
 You got me wonderin' baby
 Who's makin' dirty dishes with you?
 I get up an' go to work in the mo'nin'
 I come right home at night
 When I leave the sink is empty
 When I come back home
 She got 'em stacked up out of sight
 Too many dirty dishes in the sink just for us two
 Well you got me wonderin' baby,
 Who's makin' dirty dishes with you?
 (Spoken:
 Look at this kitchen!
 Pots an' pans, ev'rywhere, it's pitiful!
 Look at all these glasses layin' all up on the sink!
 Looks like she even had a party up in here, too
 You wait 'til I see this woman, when she get home
 That glass over there, got a cigar in it or sump'in
 I don't smoke no cigar
 Um, servin' caviar
 I don't eat no caviar
 What's wrong with this woman?
 All these pots in here, gonna run me some water right here
 Yeah now, you wait 'til I see this woman when she get home
 Pots 'n pans all stacked up here
 There's a pot, let me scrap this pot out
 Oh it's pitiful an' I don't know why this woman come an' have a party
 When I'm at work
 Gettin' all this stuff under my fingernails,
 Run some more water in here
 Yeah, now I can wash these glasses out, wash them up first
 Yeah, that's pretty clean now, though
 Now I got all this, now I gotta work on these pots a little bit more
 Makes me so mad, I don't know what to do
 Thought I was her husband, 'stead a maid!
 Like ol red chili or somethin' all done got dried up on all these pots
 She never fix me none of this good food!
 You wait 'til that woman get home, I'm scrappin' all these pots for her)
 Sings:
 I've done your dirty dishes
 How much am I suppose to take?
 When I left I had corn flakes for breakfast
 Now there's a bone from a T-bone steak
 Too many dirty dishes in the sink for just us two
 You've got me wonderin' baby
 Who in the hell is makin' dirty dishes with you?