The Cheap Seats

This town ain't big, this town ain't small
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 It's a little of both they say
 Our ball club may be minor league but at least it's triple A
 We sit below the Marlboro man, above the right field wall
 We do the wave all by ourself
 Hey ump, a blind man could've made that call
 We like our beer flat as can be
 We like our dogs with mustard and relish
 We got a great pitcher what's his name
 Well we can't even spell it
 We don't worry about the pennant much
 We just like to see the boys hit it deep
 There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats
 The game was close, we'll call it a win
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 Go off to toast the boys again
 That local band is back in town
 They got a kinda minor league sound
 They're not that bad, they're not that good
 But all in all it's understood
 We wanna dance, they wanna play
 We wouldn't have it any other way
 We like our beer flat as can be
 We like our dogs with mustard and relish
 We got a great pitcher what's his name
 Well we can't even spell it
 We don't worry about the pennant much
 We just like to see the boys hit it deep
 There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats
 Cheap seats
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 Now the majors called up ol' what's his name
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 And one more buildin' rises tall
 And suddenly we're all grown up
 And this old town not quite so small
 But I'll always miss the middle size town
 In the middle of the middle-west
 With no name pitchers and local bands
 And mustard and relish and all the rest
 We like our beer flat as can be
 We like our dogs with mustard and relish
 We got a great pitcher what's his name
 Well we can't even spell it
 We don't worry about the pennant much
 We just like to see the boys hit it deep
 There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats
 Cheap seats