Mistress for Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells
 Jingle all the day
 I just can't wait 'til Christmastime
 When I can grope you in the hay
 Easy come, easy go
 Have a good time with lots of dough
 Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
 Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
 Yeah
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 Alright
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 Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
 Money to spend with a capital S
 Get a date with the woman in red
 Wanna be in Heaven with three in a bed
 He got it, I want it
 They got it, I can't have it
 But I want it, but it don't matter
 She got it
 And I can't get it
 I want a mistress for Christmas
 I want a mistress for Christmas
 Oh, yeah
 Ha-ha, yeah
 I want a mistress for Christmas
 Come on
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 Easy come, easy go
 Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah
 He got it, I want it
 They got it, I can't have it
 I want it, don't matter
 She got it and I can't get it
 (Mistress) he got it, and I want it
 (For Christmas) they got it and I can't have it
 (Mistress) but I want it, it don't matter
 (For Christmas) she got it
 And I can't get a mistress for Christmas
 You know what I'm talkin' about
 (Mistress for Christmas) you gotta send me down
 You gotta send me down
 (Mistress for Christmas) I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
 (Mistress for Christmas)
 I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
 I wanna ride on your reindeer, honey
 And ring the bells, yeah