Damned

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
 Or else you'll wind up in the can
 No jokes, no rights, sit tight don't fool around
 You are a guest of Uncle Sam
 Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
 Allow no sex above the knees
 When I snap, you jump into the master plan
 I'll be damned
 Well I'll be damned
 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
 Damned if I steal your joke
 I'll be damned if I go for broke
 Damned if I do
 Damned if I don't
 Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
 I'll make a monkey outta you
 You sign your name right on that dotted line, boy
 I'll be damned
 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
 Damned if I steal your joke
 I'll be damned if I go for broke
 Damned if I do
 And damned if I don't, yeah
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 Come on
 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
 Damned if I steal your joke
 I'll be damned if I go for broke
 I'm damned if I do
 I'm damned if I don't
 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
 Damned if I steal your joke
 I'll be damned if I go for broke
 I'm damned if I do
 I'm damned if I don't
 I'll be damned
 I'll be damned
 I'll be damned
 I'll be damned
 I'll be damned
 I'll be damned