Crabsody In Blue

Well they moved on down
 And they crawled around
 Walkin' sideways
 Sideway walkin'
 Give me the blues
 And you start to scratch
 When they start to hatch
 Walkin' sideways
 Sideway walkin'
 Give me the blues
 
 Oh, but when they start to bite
 Then it's time you saw the light
 For an appointment, I know
 Before you start to scream
 That's when you apply the cream
 Blues ointment
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 Oh well the doctor said
 "We got to make 'em dead"
 Walkin' sideways
 Sideway walkin'
 Give me the blues
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 And when you start to scream
 That's when you apply the cream
 Blues ointment
 And when they start to itch
 You go out and take the bitch
 For an appointment
 Well you rub it on
 And you rub it in
 Stops 'em walking
 Sideway walkin'
 Give them the blues
 Sideway walkin'
 Sideway walkin'
 They got the blues
 Give them the blues
 They got the blues
 Give them the blues