Big Balls

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
 God's gift to ballroom notoriety
 And I always fill my ballroom
 The event is never small
 The social pages say I've got
 The biggest balls of all
 I've got big balls
 I've got big balls
 They're such big balls
 And they're dirty big balls
 And he's got big balls
 And she's got big balls
 (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
 And my balls are always bouncing
 My ballroom always full
 And everybody comes and comes again
 If your name is on the guest list
 No one can take you higher
 Everybody says I've got
 Great balls of fire
 I've got big balls
 Oh, I've got big balls
 And they're such big balls
 Dirty big balls
 And he's got big balls
 And she's got big balls
 (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
 Some balls are held for charity
 And some for fancy dress
 But when they're held for pleasure
 They're the balls that I like best
 My balls are always bouncing
 To the left and to the right
 It's my belief that my big balls
 Should be held every night (oh)
 We've got big balls
 We've got big balls
 We've got big balls
 Dirty big balls
 He's got big balls
 She's got big balls
 (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
 (We've got big balls)
 (We've got big balls)
 And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
 (We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
 Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
 Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)
 (Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers)
 (Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers)
 (Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers)
 (Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers)
 (Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers)
 (Bollocks, Knackers)