Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)

The following is a true story
 Only the names have been changed
 To protect the guilty
 Well I left my job in my home town
 And I headed for the smoke
 Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
 Gonna get to the top
 Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing
 So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
 You put it up and we'll put it down
 If you got the dollar, we got the song
 Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
 Yeah, boogie
 I got holes in my shoes
 I got holes in my teeth
 I got holes in my socks
 I can't get no sleep
 I'm trying to make a million
 And I got patches on the patches
 On my old blue jeans
 Well they used to be blue
 When they used to be new
 When they used to be clean
 But I've got a momma whose a hummer
 Just keeping me alive
 While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
 She's working nine to five
 (She knows her place, that woman)
 Just you wait
 One of these days see me drivin' round town
 In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
 My bottle of booze, no summer time blues
 Shouting out: "Look at me", in my rock 'n' roll voice
 No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
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 No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
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 Do you believe me?
 It ain't no fun, no, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
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 It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Drive a Rolls Royce car
 No, it ain't no fun, and you know it, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no
 No, i ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
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 My million dollar scream
 But it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun), that's what I said
 Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich
 No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch
 Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 You better believe me
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun)
 No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Hey, hello Howard, how you doin', my next door neighbour?
 Oh, yea... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport
 Ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 Oh, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 It ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, it ain't no fun (waiting 'round to be a millionaire) no it ain't no fun
 Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire