Ain't No Fun (Waiting Around to Be a Millionaire) - Original Australian Release

The following is a true story
 Only the names have been changed
 To protect the guilty
 Well, I left my job in my home town
 And I headed for the smoke
 Got a rock n roll band and a fast right hand
 Gonna get to the top
 Nothings gonna stop us, no nothing
 So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
 You put it up and we'll put it down
 If you got the dollar, we got the song
 Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
 Yeah, boogie
 I got holes in my shoes
 I got holes in my teeth
 I got holes in my socks
 I can't get no sleep
 I'm trying to make a million
 And I got patches on the patches
 On my old blue jeans
 Well, they used to be blue
 When they used to be new
 When they used to be clean
 But I've got a momma whose a hummer
 She's keeping me alive
 While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
 She's working 9 to 5
 She knows her place, that woman
 Just you wait
 One of these days see me driving round town
 In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
 My bottle of booze
 No summer time blues
 Shouting out, "Look at me"
 In my rock n roll voice
 There ain't no fun ', yeah
 Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 There ain't no fun, oh
 Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 Do you believe me?
 There ain't no fun, no
 Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 There ain't no fun
 Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, there ain't no fun, boy
 Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no
 No, ain't no fun
 Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
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 Hey, hello Howard, how you doin, my next door neighbour?
 Oh yea... Get your fuckin jumbo jet off my airport