Fix the Boat, or Swim

.Spoken sample:
 While whats in the river (?) tonight. (?) Cincinnati (?)
 Sung:
 You've got to fix the boat
 Or get out and swim
 You don't sit there, bitching, sinking
 Clean up that mess you're in!
 Don't waste another minute
 With your howls and moans
 You don't do yourself no favors
 Pick up those lazy bones
 When your river's run its course
 The jungle vines are thick
 When the native beastie's hungry
 Better pick a larger stick
 Don't stand on deck bemoaning
 All that you might lose
 When the crocodiles are hungry
 Now's not the time to snooze
 When your river's run its course
 The jungle vines are thick
 When the native beastie's hungry
 Better pick a larger stick
 You can't stand on deck bemoaning
 All that you might lose
 When the crocodiles are hungry
 It's not the time to snooze
 You've got to fix the boat
 Or get out and swim
 Don't sit there, bitching, sinking
 Clean up that mess you're in!
 Don't waste another minute
 With your howls and moans
 You don't do yourself no favors
 Pick up those lazy bones
 Spoken sample:
 Next week, Pat O'Malley will be back at the (swimming pool?) with another original Syncopated Travelogue.