Evil Man

There once was a man
 An evil, evil man
 Who lived his life in evil, evil ways
 In a big crooked house
 Circled by big crooked trees
 There he savored all his evil deeds
 "You see I'm good" he cried
 "So very deep inside"
 "Deep down inside I'm good"
 "I just keep my good side"
 "Buried deep beneath my hide"
 "So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"
 This morning on a snowy street
 A starving man fed his mutt
 And our hero felt a twinge within his heart
 And that beggar on the street
 Felt a gnawing in his gut
 But our hero had the sense to soon depart
 "You see I'm good" he cried
 "So very deep inside"
 "Deep down inside I'm good"
 "I just keep my good side"
 "Buried deep beneath my hide"
 "So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"
 Toasted his own health
 Just last Tuesday night
 For feeling a very real regret
 For his new investment: a factory and it makes
 Dog food out of orphans long lost pets
 "You see I'm good" he cried
 "So very deep inside"
 "Deep down inside I'm good"
 "I just keep my good side"
 "Buried deep beneath my hide"
 "So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"
 There once was a man
 An evil, evil man
 Who lived his life in evil, evil ways
 In a big crooked house
 Circled by big crooked trees