Honky-Tonk Superman

Well, down at the factory, I'm never late
 I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight
 I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop
 'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock
 Then I disappear until the weekend's through
 And you'll never guess who I turn into
 I'm a honky-tonk superman
 Ready or not, I'm back again
 Dancing on the tables
 And swinging from the chandeliers
 I'm a honky-tonk superman
 That's who I really am
 A real rebel, dare-devil
 Honky-tonkin' superman
 Everybody's waiting for my next move
 Last night I broke the record for acting a fool
 My favorite waitress said I went a little too far
 When I came roller skating down the top of the bar
 Now, don't blame me for just having fun
 The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done
 ('Cause)
 I'm a honky-tonk superman
 Ready or not, I'm back again
 Dancing on the tables
 And swinging from the chandeliers
 I'm a honky-tonk superman
 That's who I really am
 A real rebel, dare-devil
 Honky-tonkin' superman
 Hey, look up there on the neon sign
 It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind
 Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman
 Ready or not, I'm back again
 Dancing on the tables
 And swinging from the chandeliers
 Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman
 Yeah, that's who I really am
 A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman
 Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman