Rap Promoter

It's a fly love song
 To the effect of nothing, effective fronting
 Is what I don't allow so let me tell you something
 I am a bonafide
 Not too modest and not a lot of pride
 Soon to have a ride and a home to reside
 If my mama is sick, I'm by her bedside
 Used to watch the show on Channel 4 called Riptide
 Wash my wears in Tide 'cause it's too damn cold out-tide
 That's how the running goes
 If there ain't no dough then there ain't no show
 So take your roly-poly fat promoter (ass)
 To the Chemical Bank, and get my cash
 If you wanna see the people scream and laugh
 You best Quest, you ask the Quest, you ask real fast
 'Cause I don't wanna see 'em, start bucking
 Throwing chairs in the air while you be ducking
 What, what? Don't step to me with that
 If you promoting a show, make sure it ain't wack
 Or else I'm leaving ("Let me tell you")
 I'm leaving ("Let me tell you")
 I'm leaving ("Let me tell you")
 Your wack show
 Yo, man, what's up with that?
 Yo, don't sweat me
 C'mon, five hundred, that was the deal
 C'mon man, don't try to play me out
 We don't need you, sorry!
 And the Abstract rapper says
 I want chicken and orange juice, that's what's on my rider
 And my occasional potato by Ore-Ida
 Don't forget my pastry, make sure they're tasty
 I'm not the type to be pushy or hasty
 See, I'm the type of bro that's reared in the ghetto
 Took a few shorts before
 Now the only ones I take are the ones that I wear
 Ain't taking no shorts no more, now
 Please act properly before I call the Crime stoppers
 Don't dip in the dough, 'cause that's a no-no
 Make sure you count your money really slow
 Be alert, look alive, and act like you know
 It's the '90s, time to make moves
 Not the '80s, do away witcha womb
 So what? You got a crew
 I got one too, they're called the Brooklyn Zu
 Don't break fool, let's be reserved and cool
 We don't have to act like we are in grade school
 Just make sure that we're taken care of
 And we'll do a fly show for ya bub, check it out
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