Infamous Date Rape

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 Listen to the rhyme, it's a black-ink fact
 Percentile rate of date rape is fat
 This is all due to the reason of the skeezin
 You got the right pickin', but you're in the wrong season
 If you're in the wrong season, that means you gotta break
 Especially if a squaw tries to cry out rape
 You be all vexed 'cause she got it goin' on
 You don't wanna fight because you know that you're wrong
 So instead, you rest your head on the arm of the couch
 Envision in your head of a great sex 'bout
 Worthy opponent, all you wanna do is bone it
 You ask can you kick it, she says you can't stick it
 This is the case, the situation is sticky
 Should you try to kiss or hint towards a hickey?
 Not even, you can ask Steven
 If the vibe ain't right, huh, ya leavin'
 Hit the road Jack and all of that
 But if she offers her abode, you'll drop ya load
 Right smack dab in the middle
 Get the kitten, I got crazy tender vittles
 Uh-huh, you know the science; you get buckwild
 Runnin' mad games as if your name was Scott Skiles
 Or better yet, Magic or even Karl Malone
 Regardless who it is, your aim is to bone
 If she tries to front, that's when you start to diss her
 If she's with the program, that's when you start to kiss her
 Might as well get to the point, no time to waste
 Might as well break the ice, then set the pace
 You start to talk nasty, now she's ready to bone
 Step out of the shower, throw on cologne
 All of a sudden, her sugarwalls tumble down like Jericho
 She's hotter than Meshach, Shadrach and Abednego
 You listen to After 7, break fool after ten
 Do your thing at 12 o'clock and when you go again
 There goes round one, ding, there goes round two
 Now tell me what the f- are you supposed to do? Huh
 What do you know, when the meow is completed
 Girly-girl cried rape, yo, I didn't really need it
 Sweetheart, we ain't goin' out like that
 Sweetheart, we ain't goin' out like that
 Sweetheart, we ain't goin' out like that (Zulu)
 We ain't goin' out like that (Zulu)
 We ain't goin' out like that
 Now baby bust it, if you wanna groove
 Me and you can do it, it will be the move
 I won't cry over spilled milk
 If you won't let me take you to the Hilt
 I don't wanna bone you that much
 That I would go for the unforbidden touch
 I'm not the type that would go for that
 I'll have to fetch a brand-new cat
 Baby, baby, baby, I don't wanna be rude
 But I know because of your bloody attitude
 I know why you act that way
 It usually happens on the 28th day
 I respect that crazily
 When you're done with the pads can you come check me?
 This ain't a joint to disrespect you
 Because one head ain't better than two
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