The Splak Shop

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
 I won't take a bitch to my house
 Don't have to see where I'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!
 If you want to splak, I know you're down like that
 We can go to this place by the railroad track
 It has a room with a view, just right for two
 Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
 Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
 A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
 A video screen, of you and me
 So don't be camera-shy; I won't let nobody see
 You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
 Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
 'Cause I'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
 You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
 'Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
 You know what it's called, the Fuck Shop!
 Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
 Now bitches and sluts, I'm down with 'em
 And there's a place where I get with 'em
 It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat
 A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
 With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
 Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all
 No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
 And raise that ass so I'll splak it all!
 So bend your ass over, I'll get it from the back
 Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
 And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
 Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
 It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
 'Cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass
 So if you're down, we'll hit the spot
 You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!
 Verse 3:
 (BM) The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet
 When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak
 It's better than any hotel room
 Just right for a secret rendezvous
 So when you're on a mission, one late night
 And you're looking for a spot where the price is right
 You can come on in for an hour or two
 But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!
 (FKI) When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
 This is the spot when you're low on money
 Pick her ass up when it's after dawn,
 Jump in the ride, head to the park
 No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
 In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
 So if you got a trick, head to the spot
 You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!