Dirty Nursery Rhymes

(Brother Marquis)
 My mama and your mama was talking little shit
 My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
 I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
 She slayed me and all the boys
 And even sucked our dicks
 Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
 Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
 Cause she couldn't make him cum
 Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
 Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
 Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
 Just get down here, on your knees
 And suck this bear-ass dick'
 Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
 He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
 Said 'excuse me ladies, I'm doing my duty
 So pull down your pants and give me some boody'
 (Fresh Kid Ice)
 There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
 Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
 She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
 When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
 Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
 With her legs gapped open wide
 Up came a spider, looked up inside her
 And said 'that pussy's wide'
 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
 Fucking this cutie pie
 Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
 Said 'hell of a nigga am I'
 Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
 Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
 All the king's horses and all the king's men
 Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
 (Luke)
 Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
 The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
 Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
 (Brother Marquis)
 Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
 To grandmother's house
 But before she got there she met this man
 That turned her hot ass out
 (Fresh Kid Ice)
 Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
 The dog's on my ass and getting near
 The hair came loose and fell in a lake
 Bitch check the weave that's in that lake
 (Luke)
 Bitch, get that weave out!
 You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
 Mix say, bitch get that weave out...
 (Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) - Cheech and Chong